Maybe I was wrong about the Biebs… Just Maybe

Today’s Song of the Day:

Dear Enemy – The Exies

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Ok, please don’t panic, slow deep breaths (I think that’s supposed to be said after you freak out), now I have some news that might not go over well with some of you, but keep in mind this is just an idea, not an endorsement. But I might slightly dislike the biebs a little less. I heard his new song titled “Boyfriend”, which is semi homo within itself, but it’s kind of a catchy song.

I mean by no means does this one song make him a cool guy, there are still plenty of things wrong with him and the song, number one being that terrible terrible whale mating call that goes off every other beat. But this song is pretty legit, can’t lie, it’s very Justin Timberlake or Robin Thicke-esqe. But I mean there’s still so many issues with the Biebs, mainly being he just likes so hittable. I mean I just can’t help but imagine it being extremely satisfying to just hit the dude. I mean his rep did get bumped up a little bit when he came out into the ring with Flyod Mayweather, until he looked totally clueless and sported that ridiculous looking hair.

*This hair cut makes me want to punch him even more. He just looks so freaking clueless*

I mean, I always thought that maybe if the Biebs got a tatoo or something, to make him look tougher, it’d help his cause. That is until I round out that he actually has a tattoo already, and it actually makes it so much worse.

*What is it?*

I mean it looks the Hollister logo. And if that is the case, it just hurts his rep even more. I mean hollister, and abercrombie, and american eagle kinda became the fashion of tools after you get out of the 12th grade. So at the conclusion of this post, it reminded me how much more I hate him then how much I kind of, sort of liked his song. And if anything, it makes me question Mayweather’s taste, then again mayweather is just a huge d-bag.

*Papa Mayweather: I'm disappointed in your choice of friends son. Now please excuse me while I go bark at this closed door*

Wells “Don’t Call Me Biebs” Ling