Asian Wells: A little known fact about Asian Wells is that he is actually not Asian at all, but is really Taiwanese. When Asian Wells isn’t busy at his job of being a psychic, practicing ESP, or helping those in Tai Land (where Taiwanese people come from) he can be found playing basketball or sleeping. During his two years off from Something Asian, he traveled to Africa with Michael Scott where he met Dave Chappelle. The highlight of his trip was going in the second round to that Asian’s in their 3rd annual Racial Draft. Asian Wells’ hero is Leap Day Williams and his favorite treat is the Crabby Patty.
You can find Wells on Twitter at: @beaznow
Master Shang aka Panda Express: Likes to eat. He’s the most Asian of all and by Asian like Twinkie x 1231212312. He can be seen in the great forests of the Valley of Peace practicing kungfu or eating. Little do people know Pandas are born the size of a stick of butter. yup. In his off time he spends it practicing Chinese Calligraphy and eating bamboo. He like to travel and in the 2 years that Something Asian have not been around, he ventured with the great Asian Wells to Indonesia to find the little hacker who ruined our website and brought him to justice. It was a long and epic journey with many trials and tribulations.
You can find Shang on Facebook [read: too cool for twitter]